Quote me Bill

After writing the Shakespeare Insulter a couple of days ago got me thinking. Could I write a Bill Hicks-esque quote generator. What actually happened is nothing like that! I have just dug out the Wikiquote quotes from Bill and George Carlin and just got the code to randomly output something they said. If you can think of anyone else I should add to the list then please add a comment below.

Just click on the button below and start laughing...