Friday 29 June 2012

Mind the Hoe Moe

Fox has just sent a new trailer for the film. Apart from a very bad dummy drop at the beginning, then to the end it's a selection of the three hitting each other over the head with various household instruments, and a crustacean

Left on a doorstep of an orphanage run by nuns, new-borns Larry, Curly and Moe waste no time finger-poking, nyuk-nyuking and woo-woo-wooing their way into trouble. Years later, and with the orphanage forced to close its doors, the three grown Stooges embark on a mission to save their former home.
Hitting UK cinemas August 22, 2012

The herd has problems at sea

Clip - "Master of the Seas" Sea Shanty
Clip - Storm
One of filmdom’s most beloved trios – “Ice Age’s” Manny, Diego, and Sid – embark upon their greatest adventure after cataclysm sets an entire continent adrift. Separated from the rest of the herd, they use an iceberg as a makeshift ship, which launches them on an epic seafaring quest.

Manny and the gang are challenged like never before to become heroes and do the impossible, as they encounter exotic sea creatures, explore a brave new world, and battle ruthless pirates. Scrat’s reunion with his beloved but cursed acorn catapults him to places no prehistoric squirrel has gone before.
Ice Age 4: Continental Drift is opening for previews this weekend 30th June
and next weekend 7th July ahead of its national release on 13th July.

It's raining Magic Mike

From incomparable director Steven Soderbergh (Ocean’s 11,12,13, Traffic), comes this generation’s Saturday Night Fever, starring Channing Tatum (Dear John, GI Joe, Step Up), Alex Pettyfer (I Am Number Four) and Matthew McConaughey (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, Fool’s Gold).

To a rebellious 19-year-old kid (Pettyfer) looking for independence from his family, Magic Mike (Tatum) seems like the perfect role model: he’s got a nice car, a nice apartment, and a seemingly endless supply of women. What’s his secret? He’s a male stripper, and when the kid dives headlong into Magic Mike’s world, his mad dancing skills and hunger for excitement make for an unforgettable summer...

Sexy, funny and shocking, this film is a hedonistic thrill ride with a powerful undertow. A razor sharp cast - led by top liner Channing Tatum in a career-defining turn as the titular Magic Mike devours the up-to-the moment freight train of a script, and the result will be relentlessly entertaining and sure to be one of the most talked about films of the year... and let’s not forget the price-of-admission dancing sequences...
Dancing into UK cinemas July 11, 2012

Thursday 28 June 2012


After watching the trailer and reading the synopsis i can't stop thinking that this sounds like a re-make of the 90s ecological movie, Ferngully.

The creators of ICE AGE and RIO will reveal a hidden world unlike any other in an all new 3D CG action-adventure comedy. EPIC tells the story of a battle raging all around us between the forces of good, who protect nature, and the forces of evil, who wish to see it destroyed. When a teen age girl finds herself magically transported into this secret universe, she must band together with a rag-tag team of fun and unique characters to save their world... and ours.
EPIC is released in cinemas May 2013 from Twentieth Century Fox

Are you dreaming Quaid?

It's got the same name as the Arnie film. However, it seems to diverge quite a lot as this one seems just to stick to earth. that in mind we do, seem, to see the iconic tripple-brested whore

Total Recall is an action thriller about reality and memory, inspired anew by the famous short story “We Can Remember It For You Wholesale” by Philip K. Dick. 

Welcome to Rekall, the company that can turn your dreams into real memories.  For a factory worker named Douglas Quaid (Colin Farrell), even though he's got a beautiful wife (Kate Beckinsale) who he loves, the mind-trip sounds like the perfect vacation from his frustrating life - real memories of life as a super-spy might be just what he needs. But when the procedure goes horribly wrong, Quaid becomes a hunted man. Finding himself on the run from the police – controlled by Chancellor Cohaagen (Bryan Cranston), the leader of the free world – Quaid teams up with a rebel fighter (Jessica Biel) to find the head of the underground resistance (Bill Nighy) and stop Cohaagen. The line between fantasy and reality gets blurred and the fate of his world hangs in the balance as Quaid discovers his true identity, his true love, and his true fate.
In UK cinemas August 22, 2012
Find out more at

Wednesday 27 June 2012


With the look and feel of a mix of Source Code, 12 Monkey and Inception, Looper's first trailer hits the web.  It maybe because Bruce Willis is in it makes me think of 12 Monkeys...

In the year 2042 time travel has not yet been invented. But in 30 years it will have been.

In Rian Johnson’s highly anticipated sci-fi action thriller, Joe works as a looper, a futuristic assassin who receives and eliminates targets sent back in time by a criminal organisation. The only rule is that you do not let your target escape – even if that target is you.
LOOPER hits cinemas September 28, 2012.

The Campaign hots up some more

Two new posters have just hit for the film.  This time, unlike the last set, doesn't include any baby kissing.

When long-term congressman Cam Brady (Will Ferrell) commits a major public gaffe before an upcoming election, a pair of ultra-wealthy CEOs plot to put up a rival candidate and gain influence over their North Carolina district. Their man: naive Marty Huggins (Zach Galifianakis), director of the local Tourism Center. At first, Marty appears to be the unlikeliest possible choice but, with the help of his new benefactors' support, a cutthroat campaign manager and his family's political connections, he soon becomes a contender who gives the charismatic Cam plenty to worry about.
Follow the race on facebook or on twitter
Cast your vote from September 28, 2012

God Bless American - the London premiere

Celebrate 4th July in style with GOD BLESS AMERICA at The Price Charles Cinema , a Q and A with writer/director Bobcat Goldthwait, free beer and hot dogs! 9pm, 4th July Tickets: £10/£7.50 (members)

Loveless, jobless, possibly terminally ill, Frank has had enough of the downward spiral of America. With nothing left to lose, Frank takes his gun and offs the stupidest, cruelest, and most repellent members of society. He finds an unusual accomplice: 16-year-old Roxy, who shares his sense of rage and disenfranchisement.
Buy tickets for the Prince Charles event
In cinemas July 4, 2012

Tuesday 26 June 2012

Do Not Disturb

Screen legend Doris Day stars in the humourous and wonderfully entertaining rom-com Do Not Disturb which comes to DVD for the first time.

Doris Day stars opposite Rod Taylor (The Birds) in this fun-packed romantic romp which comes to DVD on 30 July 2012 courtesy of Second Sight.

American couple Mike and Janet Harper must relocate to London for Mike’s job as a wool executive. Arriving in Blighty the happily married pair soon start to encounter marital problems. When Mike starts at the new office he has his head turned by a new secretary and Janet, who is not getting the attention she feels she deserves, is taken in by the charms of an amorous antiques dealer, leading to jealousy issues with hilarious consequences.

Is the marriage doomed or will the couple see the error of their ways?
A must see light-hearted romantic comedy for all Doris Day fans.
  • Release Date: 30 July 2012
  • Running Time: 98 mins
  • Certificate: PG

Taken 2

Liam Neeson returns as Bryan Mills, the retired CIA agent with a “particular set of skills” who stopped at nothing to save his daughter Kim from kidnappers in TAKEN. When the father of one of the villains Bryan killed swears revenge, and takes his wife hostage in Istanbul, Bryan uses the same advanced level of special forces tactics to get his family to safety and systematically take out the kidnappers one by one.
Taken 2 is released on October 5, 2012.

Metrodome announce 17th August release date for The Devils Business

A return to the hammer days when horror wasn’t afraid to hold your gaze and send a shiver of fear down your spine
Ben Wheatley, director of KILL LIST

Excellent…has a strong air of dread and menace
Kim Newman, Screen International

Pinter-esque, character-driven, genre-crunching horror
Damon Wise, Empire Online
Two hit men are sent to murder an old associate of their underworld boss. But things are not all what they seem in their quarry’s house and the discovery of a make-shift black magic altar - and its shocking sacrifice - sends the uncomprehending duo into the shadowy darkness of their own tortured souls and terrifying confrontations with their worst primal fears.
Brilliantly acted, solidly crafted and exuding a palpable atmosphere of claustrophobic dread, this eerily effective gem announces the arrival of director Sean Hogan on the genre’s front-line.

Murdering its way into UK cinemas August 17, 2012